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• Your lover will never wish to leave you.
• Some of you may discover a wonderful vocation you never even imagined.
  Others may find out that life isn't fair... [turning bitter] in spite of your Masters from Bryn Mawr, you might end up a glorified babysitter to a bunch of dead-eyed fourth-graders while your husband runs naked on a beach with your marriage counselor!...
• Your lover will never wish to leave you. He or she will want you to go away.
• Find happiness in your work, or you may never find it anywhere else.
• May you never live to see your wife a widow
• RULES OF EATING -- THE BRONX DIETER'S CREED 1. Never eat on an empty stomach.
  2. Never leave the table hungry. 3. When traveling, never leave a country hungry....