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• May the bird of paradise shit on your head.
• May the bird of paradise peck a hole in your eardrum.
• There is a fly on your nose.
• A bird in the hand makes blowing your nose difficult. -- Solomon Sho
• A bird in the hand makes it awfully hard to blow your nose.
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