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• Self-deprecation is my middle name, but I am not very good at it.
• My baloney has a first name, it's H-O-M-E-R. My baloney has a second name, it's H-O-M-E-R.
  .. -- Homer Simpson in the bath, "Treehouse of Horror III...
• Yo momma middle name is Rambo.
• Ross: [sarcastic] Oh please, can't I come to your special, magical cabin?
  Rachel: Why would you even want to come Ross? You're a horrible skier....
• My economic philosophy is middle of the road. I spend money left and right.
• Ain't that just like a tin-pot dictator! Calling in the faceless hordes when things get rough!
  Faceless horde is my middle name!" -- The Badger, in NEXUS...
• Hi! My name is Dick and I am a vaginaholic.
• I have given my pain a name..!!
• All of you people should be ashamed of yourselves! MicroSoft is the reason there are so many people in my IS department, and the reason half of us have jobs.
  If Sun had won, we could probably get by with two people sleeping like the Maytag man....