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May a crazed yak fall in love with your sister.
May a cricket take up residence in your doctor's stethoscope just before your annual checkup.
May a diseased elephant sit on your face.
May a diseased yak become your houseguest for a month.
May a diseased yak take a liking to your sister.
May a flight of Canada geese hover above you.
May a fungus devour your IRS refund check.
May a great white shark use you for a teething ring.
May a herd of diseased wildebeest stampede through your bedroom.
May a king cobra make a nest in your bed.
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