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• I like a man that wears a wedding ring. 'Cause without it, they're like a shark without a fin.
  You pretty much got to know they're out there. -- Brett Butle...
• Well now, the shark could eat you ... or you could eat the shark.
• May the Great God of Sysopping smile upon you. :)
• You are in a room with many elves sitting on benches.
  At the south end end of the room a very old elf is speaking....
• Have you ever seen a Great White do this before...? -- Famous Last Word
• You may be redneck... if you use a bed sheet as a sofa cover.
• You may be redneck... if you use an oily rag for a gas-cap.
• You may be redneck... if you use a farm tractor to mow your yard.
• You may be redneck... if you use aluminum foil in place of curtains.