May A King Cobra Make A Nest In Your Bed.
May a king cobra make a nest in your bed.
May fire ants nest in your garden.
May mice nest in your silverware drawer.
May a thousand denebian cock-biters nest in your room.
May the bugs of many programs nest on your hard drive.
You may be redneck... if there's a wasp nest in your living room.
May a nest of killer scorpions take residence in your shoe closet.
May you spend eternity pissing your bed.
Don't smoke in bed, the ashes that fall on the carpet may be your own.
May the angels that guard your bed take bribes from the devil.