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• Dating is hard on guys. Guys just got really good lying about how many women they have had
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• Women are such irrational creatures - they're so hard to get on with.
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• most of us learned about love the hard way. Even warnings are probably usele
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• Asked by reporters about his upcoming marriage to a forty-two-year-old woman, director Roman Polanski told reporters, `The way I look at it, she's the equivalent of three fourteen-year-olds.
  '" -- David Letterma...