I Won't Tell You How Much I Weigh, But Don't Ever Get In An Elevator With Me Unless You're Going Down.

I Won't Tell You How Much I Weigh, But Don't Ever Get In An Elevator With Me Unless You're Going Down.

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I won't tell you how much I weigh, but don't ever get in an elevator with
me unless you're going down.
-- Jack E. Leonard

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