I Won't Tell You How Much I Weigh, But Don't Ever Get In An Elevator With Me Unless You're Going Down.
I won't tell you how much I weigh, but don't ever get in an elevator with
me unless you're going down.
-- Jack E. Leonard
Mudpacks aren't good for the complexion. Did you ever see a pretty pig? -- Jack E. Leonard
I just want to say, if you had lived, you would have been a very sick man. -- Jack E. Leonard
There's nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won't cure." Jack E. Leonard
If I tell you how much I like your body... will you hold it against me?
Your husband tells me you have a great mind. Too bad it hasn't reached your head.
-- Jack E. Leonard...
Do you have PK? [yn] I can't tell you how much that moves me.
Don't tell me how hard you work. Tell me how much you get done. -- James J. Ling