I won't tell you how much I weigh, but don't ever get in an elevator with
me unless you're going down.
-- Jack E. Leonard
me unless you're going down.
-- Jack E. Leonard
Related:
- Mudpacks aren't good for the complexion. Did you ever see a pretty pig? -- Jack E. Leonard
- I just want to say, if you had lived, you would have been a very sick man. -- Jack E. Leonard
- There's nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won't cure." Jack E. Leonard
- If I tell you how much I like your body... will you hold it against me?
- Your husband tells me you have a great mind. Too bad it hasn't reached your
head.
-- Jack E. Leonard... - Do you have PK? [yn] I can't tell you how much that moves me.
- Don't tell me how hard you work. Tell me how much you get done. -- James J. Ling
