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• The President is not in his office at this time. Please leave your name, phone number, the name of the country you wish to invade, and the secret password.
  -- Answering machine madness - authority figure...
• Merchant: Sir, I must strongly advise you, do not purchase this.
  Behind every wish lurks grave misfortune. I, myself, was one president of Algeria....
• Vendor: Sir, I must strongly advise you: Do not purchase this.
  Behind every wish lurks grave misfortune. I, myself, was once president of Algeria....
• Maybe I am getting too young for this sort of thing. -- Tom Baker, INVASION OF TIME
• You still making a nonsense of it, Doctor, in your, what was it called--TARDIS?
  -- Lethbridge-Stewart, THE INVASION...
• Do you know yesterday I saw a fox in Picadilly? -- Mike Yates, INVASION OF THE DINOSAURS
• I wish you were a beer.
• If you wish to make a man your enemy, tell him simply, You are wrong.
  This method works every time. -- Henry C. Link...
• Do not needlessly endanger your lives until I give you the signal. -- Dwight D. Eisenhowe