I Woke Up One Morning And Looked Around The Room.

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I woke up one morning and looked around the room. Something wasn't right. I
realized that someone had broken in the night before and replaced everything
in my apartment with an exact replica. I couldn't believe it... I got my
roommate and showed him. I said, "Look at this--everything's been replaced
with an exact replica!" He said, "Do I know you?"
-- Steven Wright