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• Man who put head on railroad track get splitting headache.
• He who is intoxicated with wine will be sober again in the course of the night, but he who is intoxicated by the cupbearer will not recover his senses until the day of judgement.
  -- Saadi...
• I love those who yearn for the impossible. Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, Fau
• There is drinking of wine In genuine confidence. No blame.
  But if one wets his head, He loses it, in truth....
• My girlfriend gives good headache
• My wife gives good headache.
• Monica: Oh, why does this bother me so much? I mean I don't wanna be one of those people who tells their boyfriend they wanna spend 24 hours a day with them.
  Phoebe: Sure. Monica: It's just that he doesn't have that much free time, ya know, and I don't know, what do I do?...
• Raw uranium gives you atomic ache
• My ex-wife gives good headache.