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• I tried to repel him, I really did!
  -- Patty to Selma, on Principal Skinner, "Principal Charming...
• Homer: Oh, hello, Principal Skinner. I'd get up, but the boy crippled me.
  Principal Skinner: Mm hm. I understand completely. -- "The Crepes of Wrath...
• Clerk: A good rule of thumb is two years' salary, sir.
  Try this. Principal Skinner: I can't afford that, I'm an educator!...
• Oh, Springfield Elementary! I will have you back again.
  After all, tomorrow is another school day! -- Principal Skinner, "Principal Charming...
• Principal Skinner: And now, our evening comes to an end.
  .. Homer: [stands up] Woo-hoo! Principal Skinne...
• a scream is heard from the room above] Skinner: Bart Simpson!
  I know it's you! -- Principal Skinner fills in for Miss Hoover, "Lisa's Substitute...
• Principal Skinner: So, see me again tomorrow? Patty
  [grunt] I'm afraid that's my microwave cookery class....
• Principal Skinner, wait! *I* created the universe! Give _me_ the gift certificate!
  -- Lisa, "Treehouse of Horror VII...