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• I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. Groucho Marx
• Hello, I must be going. -- Groucho Marx (1890-1977)
• I don't have a photograph, but you can have my footprints.
  They're upstairs in my socks. -- Groucho Marx...
• As soon as I get through with you, you'll have a clear case for divorce and so will my wife.
  -- Groucho Marx (1890-1977)...
• My mother loved children---she would have given anything if I had been one.
  -- Groucho Marx, 1890-1977...
• Those are my principles, and if you don't like them.
  .. well, I have others. -- Groucho Marx (1890-1977)...
• My mother loved children -- she would have given anything if I had been one.
  -- Groucho Marx...