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• I keep trying to lose weight, but it keeps finding me.
• Give me but that, and let the world rub; there I 'll stick.
  -- Miguel de Cervantes (1547-1616) -- Don Quixote, Part i, Book iii, Chap. vii...
• All my friends and I are crazy. That's the only thing that keeps us sane.
• All my friends and I are crazy. That's the only thing that keeps us sane.
• I would rather be ashes than dust! I would rather that my spark should burn out in a brilliant blaze than it should be stifled by dry-rot.
  I would rather be a superb meteor, every atom of me in magnificent glow, than a sleepy and permanent planet....
• Bart: Okay, we all know why we're here, right? Milhouse
  No, why? Bart: To fight Nelson, the bully. That guy has been tormenting all of us for years, and I for one am sick of it!...
• I eventually found out what my ranch-foreman husband really meant," sobbed the fairly recent bride, "when we told me that he'd love me till the cows came home".