Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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I wanted to be a comedian, but no one took me seriously.
I wanted to be... A *LUMBERJACK*!
I wanted to be born again - Mom said "NO WAY" !!!
I wanted to change the world. But I have found that the only thing one can be sure of changing is oneself.
-- Aldous Huxley...
I wanted to commit suicide with valium, but after three, I felt much better!
I want everything; do you have it??
I want everything to be explained to me or nothing.
... The absurd springs from this confrontation between the human call and the unreasonable silence of the world....
I want FORTY-TWO TRYNEL FLOATATION SYSTEMS installed within SIX AND A HALF HOURS!
!! -- Zippy the Pinhead...
I want it all, I want it all, I want it all, and I want it now! -- Quee
I want it all or nothing. Or maybe some.

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