Related:

• I always prefered the outdoor life: hunting, fishing, slaughtering a few of God's creatures.
  -- Bevis the Lumberjack/Barbe...
• He's a lumberjack, and he's okaaaaaaayyy.....
• I'm a Lumberjack" by Tim Bu
• Hey! I wanted The Stanley Cup!
• I worked as a lumberjack for a lumber company. All of the trees were just 10 feet high and 1/4 inch thick.
  We made paneling. -- [Imitation] Steven Wrigh...
• What does a Chinese lumberjack do? Chop sticks.
• If I wanted to listen to an ASSHOLE, I would've farted!
• How many Monty Python fans -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  One to claim it is an ex light bulb, it is no more, another to claim he didn't want to change it anyway, he always wanted to be a lumberjack....
• If I wanted Windows, I'd live in a greenhouse!