Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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I want a new duck. -- Weird Al
I want another RE-WRITE on my CAESAR SALAD!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
I want a screw. I need a good screw. -- from Green Card
I want a VEGETARIAN BURRITO to go.. with EXTRA MSG!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
I want a WESSON OIL lease!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
I want EARS! I want two ROUND BLACK EARS to make me feel warm 'n secure!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
I wanted a manly mail reader... I got a silly one [SIGH]
I wanted a perfect ending ... Now I've learned, the hard way, that some poems don't rhyme, and some stories don't have a clear beginning, middle, and end.
Life is about not knowing, having to change...
I wanted only to try to live in accord with the promptings which came from my true self.
Why was that so very difficult? -- Hermann Hesse...
I wanted plain vanilla, not a vanilla colored plane Mr Trump.

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