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• I woke up this morning... then I went back to bed... -- Weird Al _Generic Blues_
• Money can't buy happiness, so I guess I'll have to rent it. -- "Weird" Al Yankovic
• My brothers and sisters all hated me, 'cause I was an only child. -- "Weird" Al Yankovic
• I'll be mellow when I'm dead! -- Weird Al Yankovic
• Stay tuned for Weird Al, tonight on UHF channel 62!
• My daddy was a waitress, my momma sold bathroom tile.
  .. My brothers and sisters all hated me, 'cause I was an only child....
• I saw weird stuff in that place last night. Weird, strange, sick, twisted, eerie, godless, evil stuff.
  And I want in. -- Homer Simpson Homer the Grea...
• My purpose in life is to slam a stapler against the forehead of American pop culture.
  -- Weird Al Yankovic...
• The bank called to tell me that I'm overdrawn, Some freaks are burning crosses out on my front lawn, And I *can't*believe* it, all the Cheetos are gone, It's just ONE OF THOSE DAYS!
  -- Weird Al Yankovic, "One of Those Day...