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• Message from on HIGH: Prepare to meet thy doom!
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  ime will doubt of Rome. -- Lord Byron (1788-1824) -- Don Juan, Canto iv, Stanza 101...
• Honey,just one more message...I really MEAN it this time!
• I am Bart of Borg. Prepare to be assimilated, Man!
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