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• I was born with a plastic spoon in my mouth. The north side of my town faced east and the east was facing south.
  -- The Who...
• What is brown, has a hump, and lives at the North Pole? A lost camel.
• SMILEY (:-) "I never sang for my grandfathe
• The geographical center of Boston is in Roxbury. Due north of the center we find the South End.
  This is not to be confused with South Boston which lies directly east from the South End....
• I am hell-bent for the South Pole - God willing and crevasses permitting. -- Edmund Hillary
• John Foster Dulles? He was named for my grandfather. -John Foste