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• Every morning, I get up and look through the 'Forbes' list of the richest people in America.
  If I'm not there, I go to work -- Robert Orbe...
• Every morning, I get up and look through the 'Forbes' list of the richest people in America.
  If I'm not there, I go to work" -- Robert Orbe...
• My only books Were woman's looks,-- And folly 's all they 've taught me.
  -- Thomas Moore (1779-1852) -- The Time I 've lost in wooing...
• I 've lost a day!"--the prince who nobly cried, Had been an emperor without his crown.
  -- Edward Young (1684-1765) - Night Thoughts, Night ii, Line 99...
• When I 'm not thank'd at all, I 'm thank'd enough; I 've done my duty, and I 've done no more.
  -- Henry Fielding (1707-1754) -- Tom Thumb the Great, Act i, Sc. 3...
• I knew it! I'm surrounded by assholes! -- D. Helme
• Sometimes, when I drive across the desert in the middle of the night, with no other cars around, I start imagining
  What if there were no civilization out there? No cities, no factories, no people?...
• Chamberlin: The hometown show's the big one, Homer.
  Iha: Yeah, people who called you a weirdo in high school get to see what a successful freak you've become....
• Hello, my friends. You are here now watching this image of me because I have died.
  It probably happened while I was on duty, and quickly, which is what I expected....