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• I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people.
  -- J. Danforth Quayle, quoted in "Time", 8 May 1989...
• I used to have a drug problem, but now I have enough money.
• I used to be an adult before I grew up.
• I was a tall person before I used PKZIP...!
• My love is like an iron wand That conks me on the head, My love is like the valium That I take before my bed, My love is like the pint of scotch That I drink when I be dry
  And I shall love thee still, my dear, Until my wife is wise. -- Love's Drug...
• Love's Drug My love is like an iron wand That conks me on the head
  My love is like the valium That I take before my bed, My love is like the pint of scotch That I drink when I be dry...
• Looking back, I should have pursued philosophy and history and economics and things of that sort in college more, but I didn't.
  -- Vice President Dan Quayle...
• I don't smoke !! That was the flamethrower !!