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• I don't have a weird sense of humor. Your reality is just weird.
• Life isn't weird; it's the people in it.
• I used to be with it, but then they changed what "it" was.
  Now, what I'm with isn't it, and what's "it" seems weird and scary to me. -- "Homerpalooza...
• I Like Weird Pizzas" by Ann Choviez
• I want a new duck. -- Weird Al
• Abe: I used to be with it, but then they changed what "it" was.
  Now, what I'm with isn't it, and what's "it" seems weird and scary to me....
• When the going gets weird, the weird get weirder.
• When the going gets weird, the weird travels.
• Some people think George is weird, because he has sideburns behind his ears.
  I think George is weird, because he has false teeth....