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• I used to be a schizophrenic, but now I'm lonely.
• We used to be Schizophrenic.
• Now now, we're not schizophrenic, are we?
• I used to work for the Sun Hotline but i'm all right now!! :-)
• I used to be a short, fat, bald, 40 year old man, but I'm all right now. -- Some Guy
• We are NOT schizophrenic!! So there! And there!
• Abe: {Come on, lucky seven! Poppa needs a new pair of spats.
  I want some of that sweet, sweet Do Re Mi. Fat city, here I come!...
• I'm Not Schizophrenic, And Neither Am I.
• Fairly boring message:) This is John. I can't come to the phone right now, but if you leave a message at the tone, I'll return your call.
  (Now, re-record the message every morning. Frequent callers will notice that something sounds different, but will be confused since the words are exactly the same....