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• I voted for Clinton, and all I got was this unemployment check.
• I used to be amused. Now I'm just bored.
• I sent the club a wire stating, PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION.
  I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT ME AS A MEMBER. -- Groucho Marx...
• I do not care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.
  -- Groucho Marx (1890-1977)...
• I would never want to belong to a club that would have me as a member.
  -- Woody Allen, "Annie Hall...
• I want to find out who I am and give up letting everyone else define me. (Judith)
• If you were everyone but one person I would listen to everyone else.
• I Can Bitch, I Voted, Can You?
• I'm kinda tired. I was up all night trying to round off infinity.
  Then I got bored and went out and painted passing lines on curved roads. -- Steven Wrigh...