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• I gave it up until Lent.
• I gave up ASCII for Lent.
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• I get all these stories mixed up, the Headlines come so fast.
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• After fifteen minutes, I wanted to marry her, and after thirty minutes I completely gave up the idea of stealing her purse.
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