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• Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. -- Steven Wrigh
• I took a course in speed waiting. Now I can wait an hour in only ten minutes.
  -- [Imitation] Steven Wrigh...
• I took a baby shower. -- Steven Wrigh
• I spent all my money on a FAX machine. Now I can only FAX collect. -- Steven Wrigh
• The Stones, I love the Stones. I watch them whenever I can. Fred, Barney... -- Steven Wrigh
• I xeroxed my watch. Now I can give away free watches. -- Steven Wrigh
• I finally went to the eye doctor. I got contacts. I only need them to read, so I got flip-ups.
  -- Steven Wrigh...
• I replaced the headlights on my car with strobe lights.
  Now it looks like I'm the only one moving. -- Steven Wrigh...
• I washed a sock. Then I put it in the dryer. When I took it out, it was gone. -- Steven Wrigh