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I think of life as a good book. The further you get into it, the more it begins to make sense.
-- Harold S. Kushne...
I think of so many friends who are no more, and I pity them.
Yet they are not so much to be pitied, for they have solved every problem, beginning with the problem of death....
I think one of the reasons I'm popular again is because I'm wearing a tie.
You have to be different. -- Tony Benne...
I think our No.1 problem is that nobody wants to take responsibility for anything, but don't quote me.
-- Randy Glasbergen, "The Saturday Evening Po...
I think people tend to forget that trees are living creatures.
They're sort of like dogs. Huge, quiet, motionless dogs, with bark instead of fur....
I think pop music has done more for oral intercourse than anything else that has ever happened, and vice versa.
-- Frank Zappa...
I think Rodney King said it best when he said: 'Ow ow ow ow..' -- Dennis Leary
I think sex is better than logic, but I can't prove it.
I think some additional software is in order, to prevent the posting of Latin without a translation.
-- Robert Frederking...
I think somebody should come up with a way to breed a very large shrimp.
That way, you could ride him, then after you camped at night, you could eat him....

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