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• Bart: I know that's funny, but I'm just not laughing.
  [taps head] Lisa: Hmm. Pablo Neruda said, "Laughter is the language of the soul....
• This is incredible. "You see something here Q?" I think I just hurt my back.
  I'm feeling pain. I don't like it. What's the proper thing to say, 'Ow'?...
• Fry: Ow, my head! Ow, my feet! Ow, my head! Ow, my feet!
  Professor: Keep your chin up. Fry: Ow, my chin!...
• Ow. I believe I have overexerted myself. -- Data
• An ow du I get dis gloo bottle out of my noz?
• ARTHUR: I am your king! WOMAN: Well, I didn't vote for you.
  ARTHUR: You don't vote for kings. WOMAN: Well, 'ow did you become king then?...
• Homer: Remember what Vince Lombardi said: If you lose you're out of the family!
  Marge: Homer! [slap] Homer: Ow....
• Homer: OW! Ow! Gee... Ow! What the hell is wrong with you?
  ! Bart: Geez, _sor-ry_. It's a pretty standard stunt, Homer....
• If I ever write a sex manual, I'd call it Ow, You're on My Hair. -- Richard Lewi