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• Many are they who do more than they think they can do and far less than they thought they did.
  The real problem is that few folks come anywhere near exhausting the potentials that the Creator has given to them....
• Homer: Marge, we need to talk. You're spending too much time at the casino and I think you may have a problem.
  Marge: I won sixty dollars last night! Homer: Woo-hoo!...
• I had no shoes and I pitied myself. Then I met a man who had no feet, so I took his shoes.
  -- Dave Barry...
• AI-complete /A-I k*m-pleet'/ adj. [MIT, Stanford
  by analogy with `NP-complete' (see NP-)] Used to describe problems or subproblems in AI, to indicate that the solution presupposes a solution to the `strong AI problem' (that is, the synthesis of a human-level intelligence)....
• A problem which can not be solved is much easier to deal with than a solution which no one can understand or agree with, so leave it alone.
• She meant absolutely nothing to me. Realizing, suddenly, after so many years, that whatever happens I shall never see her again, I nearly collapsed.
  We understand what death is only by suddenly remembering the face of someone who has been a matter of indifference to us....
• At about 2500 A.D., humankind discovers a computer problem that *must* be solved.
  The only difficulty is that the problem is NP complete and will take thousands of years even with the latest optical biologic technology available....
• This guy sitting in the plane is joined by his seatmate, who begins immediately to heave gigantic, obviously depressed sighs.
  --"What's the problem, are you ill?" --"No, I'm going to Miami (or L....
• A man walks into a psychiatrists office and tells him, "I have an identity problem...So do I.