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I think my family tree is a few branches short!
Ith i nk m y ha rd d i sk i sfr a gme n te d !
I think my learning curve has turned into a circle.
I think my mistake was yelling "Hi" to the eyewitnesses as they filed into court.
-- Phil Interlandi...
I think my new thing will be to try to be a real happy guy.
I'll just walk around being real happy until some jerk says something stupid to me....
I think my sex drive's got a surge supressor!
I think my sight's improving. Before I could only see a dark blur, now I -can see a light blur.
-- C3PO (Star Wars)...
Ithinkmyspacebarstoppedworking.
I think my wife may be getting somewhat overweight.
"Oh, how can you tell?" "Well, last night when she sat on my face, I couldn't hear the stereo....
I think not, said Descartes; and promptly disappeared.

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