Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

Home › Fortune Cookies › Miscellaneous Collections

I think we've got an eater! Are you suggesting.. eating my mother?
?? Uhhh - yeah! Not raw, cooked! -- Monty Pytho...
I think when you go on trial they should have a parrot there that says guilty or not guilty for you, as a sort of courtesy.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
I think you enjoyed that, Captain. You're DAMNED right!
-- Riker and Picard, "The Ensigns of Command", stardate unknow...
I think you had better start lining your hat with tinfoil.
I think you have me confused with someone who gives a shit!
I think you ought to know I'm feeling terribly depressed.
-- Douglas Adams -- The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, Marvi...
I think you're pretty tough, don't I? -- Daffy Duck
I think you're supposed to get shot with an arrow or something, but the rest of it isn't supposed to be so painful.
-- Concerning why love happens between two particular people -- Manuel, age 8...
I think you should always laugh in bed--people always laugh at me when I'm in bed. -- Boy George
I think you should defend to the death their right to march, and then go down and meet them with baseball bats.
-- Woody Allen, on the KKK...

< previous

3863