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I think the mistake a lot of us make is thinking the state-appointed psychiatrist is our "friend.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
I think the monkeys at the zoo should have to wear sunglasses so they can't hypnotize you.
-- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey...
I think the next four years we should try it with no President. -- Dana Frado
I think the problem isn't the amount of knowledge we have to assimilate in our world, but the rate at which we can assimiliate it.
Science, engineering, and technology do not yield the 'whys' of truth...
I think there are innumerable gods. What we here on earth call God is a little tribal God who has made an awful mess.
Certainly forces operating trough human consciousness control events. -- Willia...
I think the reason my parents didn't like me is I was not a good-looking kid.
My whole family was embarrassed, they didn't want me to be seen ....
I think, therefore I add Taglines. ...Often, they're YOURS!
I think, therefore I am a Consumer.
I think, therefore I am confused.
I think, therefore I am... dangerous, that is...

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