Miscellaneous Collections

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I think somehow, we learn who we really are and then live with that decision. -- Eleanor Roosevel
I think someone's drunk," muttered a purple bushlike being into his wineglass.
-- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
I think someone should have had the decency to tell me the luncheon was free.
To make someone run out with potato salad in his hand, pretending he's throwing up, is not what I call hospitality....
I think Superman should go on the Larry King show and announce that he would come back to life if people in all 50 states wanted him to.
-- Dave Barry...
I think that a hat which has a little cannon that fires and then goes back inside the hat is at least a decade away.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
I think that I am tired of reality. I am going to read Taglines.
I think that I'm the friendliest guy in my zipcode.
I think...that in a week from now, you will be less in the mood for being amusing.
At least when I'm in the mood, I _can_ be amusing. -- Ludwig and Edmund : Chai...
I think that I shall never see A billboard lovely as a tree.
Perhaps, unless the billboards fall, I'll never see a tree at all....

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