I think somebody should come up with a way to breed a very large shrimp. That
way, you could ride him, then after you camped at night, you could eat him.
How about it, science?
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey
way, you could ride him, then after you camped at night, you could eat him.
How about it, science?
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey
Related:
- Too bad when I was a kid there wasn't a guy in our class that everybody
called the "Cricket Boy",
because I would have liked to stand up in class and... - I'd like to be buried Indian-style, where they put you up on a high rack,
above the ground. That way, you could get hit by... - If you're a horse, and someone gets on you, and falls off,
and then gets right back on you, I think you should... - I wish a robot would get elected President. That way,
when he came to town, we could all take a shot at... - If someone told me it wasn't "fashionable" to talk about freedom,
I think I'd just have to look him square in the eye... - I think there probably should be a rule that if you're talking about how many
loaves of bread a bullet will go through,
it's understood that you mean lengthwise loaves. ... - When the chairman introduced the guest speaker as a former illegal
alien,
I got up from my chair and yelled, "What's the matter... - A good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite.
Then you call the guy and hold the burning fuse up... - I wish there was a disease where you're afraid of clouds,
because I think I could cure it. First, you sit the...
