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• If on my theme I rightly think, There are five reasons why men drink,-- Good wine, a friend, because I 'm dry, Or lest I should be by and by, Or any other reason why.
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• I B M U B M We all B M For I B M!!!! -- H.A.R.L.I.E.
• Shut, shut the door, good John! fatigued, I said; Tie up the knocker!
  ay I 'm sick, I 'm dead. -- Alexander Pope (1688-1744) -- Epistle to Dr....
• Milhouse: Bart, look! It's Principal Skinner. And I think he's gone crazy -- he's not wearing a suit or tie or anything!
  Bart: [approaches him] Principal Skinner? Um, I'm real sorry about my dog getting you fired, and biting you, and then getting it on with your leg....
• And to think that only this morning I mistook you for an idiot only because your views were different to mine.
  One could have a real talk with you, though perhaps it would be wiser not to....
• The Excitement of Trees: I. M. Board
• Now it's time to say goodbye To all our company... M-I-C (see you next week!
  ) K-E-Y (Why? Because we LIKE you!) M-O-U-S-E....
• I would have made a good Pope. -- Richard M. Nixon (1913-1994)
• I would rather be a coward than brave because people hurt you when you are brave.
  -- E. M. Forster, as a small child...