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• SNIGLET. Definition of Cushup: To sit down on a couch causing the cushion next to you to rise.
• Humorists always sit at the children's table. -- Woody Alle
• There are lots of folks who seem well enough able to rise to a situation, but some damn fools can never sit down at the right time.
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• Never stand when you can sit, never sit when you can lie down, never stay awake when you can sleep.
• You have to learn to turn back your own sheets and set a table for one without feeling pathetic.
  You have to be strong and confident and pleased with yourself and never give the slightest impression that you can't hack it without that certain goddamn someone....
• Greetings from Ball Point, Penn.
• When people sit in front of you at a movie theater, never say, "Sit down in front.
  People don't bend that way. -- Jethro Bu...
• Never stand when you can sit, never sit when you can lie down, never stay awake when you can sleep.
  -- Murphy's Military Laws, #23...
• I have a dream. I have a dream that one day, on the red hills of Georgia, the sons of former slaves and the sons of former slaveowners will be able to sit down together at the table of brotherhood.
  -- Martin Luther King, Jr....