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• Did you hear about the fellow who bought his wife a gold coil.
  ..he had always wanted to come into wealth....
• A man of genius makes no mistakes. His errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery.
  -- James Joyce, "Ulysse...
• James Joyce -- an essentially private man who wished his total indifference to public notice to be universally recognized.
  -- Tom Stoppard...
• I call that a scumhead. -- James Joyce -- Finnegans Wake
• Marge: Did anyone see that new Woodsy Allen movie? Ned
  You know, I like his films except for that nervous fellow that's always in them....
• History is a nightmare from which we are trying to awaken. -- James Joyce