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• If you MUST get married, it is always advisable to marry beauty.
  Otherwise, you'll never find anybody to take her off your hands....
• Cops never say good-bye. They're always hoping to see you again in the line-up.
  -- Raymond Chandle...
• Never get married in the morning--you never know who you might meet that night. -- Paul Hornung
• Never simply say, "Sorry, we don't have what you are looking for.
  Always say, "Too bad, I just sold the last one yesterday." -- Robert Skole...
• Never speak ill of yourself; your friends will always say enough on that subject.
• If you always postpone pleasure you will never have it.
• Darling," she whispered, "will you still love me after we are married?
  He considered this for a moment and then replied, "I think so....
• You will be married within a year.