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• Lack of proof <> proof of lack.
• Barney is David Koresh reincarnated, I have proof.
• Barney the dinosaur is the AntiChrist... I have proof.
• proof by obfuscation: A long plotless sequence of true and/or meaningless syntactically related statements.
  proof by wishful citation: The author cites the negation, converse, or generalization of a theorem from the literature to support his claims....
• I have found a wonderful proof, but this fortune is too small to contain it.
• I idiot-proof my programs, but along comes a bigger idiot.
• The proof is left to the student as a pudding.
• The exercise is proof of the student.
• And totally crash proof!