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• I wrote this note on a 486 laptop on the beaches of Maui.
• Bye, bye, Miss American Pie. Drove my Chevy to the levee, but the levee was dry.
  Them good old boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye, sayin' 'This will be the day that I die....
• That money talks, I'll not deny, I heard it once, It said "Good-bye. -- Richard Armou
• Marge: And remember, every morning give one bowl of Kibble to Santa's Little Helper.
  Do you want me to write any of this down? Abe...
• I filled out an application that said, "In Case Of Emergency Notify".
  I wrote "Doctor" ... What's my mother going to do? -- Steven Wrigh...
• I filled out an application that said, "In Case Of Emergency Notify".
  I wrote "Doctor"... What's my mother going to do? -- Stephen Wrigh...
• I meant what I said --- I think.