Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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I once tried to spread a rumor that I had an offer of $
15,000 to leave radio and fly out to the coast but when the story came back to me, it was $...
I once tripped in a forest, and didn't make a sound.
I once wanted to save the world. Now I just want to leave the room with dignity.
-- Lotus Weinstock...
I once was as you are, but you will never be as I am.
I once went for a job at one of the airlines. The interviewer asked me why I wanted to be a stewardess, and I told her--it would be a great chance to meet men.
I was honest about it! She looked at m...
I only changed one line and it was a comment...
I only counted 100 dalmatians...!!!
I only designed your eyes. You must talk to Tyrell. He designed your mind. -- Blade Runne
I only drink when I'm alone or with someone.
I only had a couple beers. -- Famous Last Word

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