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I practice parallel monogamy
I practice safe eating...I use condiments.
I praise the Frenchman, How sweet, how passing sweet, is solitude!
But grant me still a friend in my retreat, Whom I may whisper, Solitude is sweet....
I pray for boredom but it never comes.
I pray thee let me and my fellow have A haire of the dog that bit us last night.
-- John Heywood (c. 1565) -- Proverbes, Part i, Chap. xi...
I pray to St. Francis of ANSI C.
I predict that today will be remembered until tomorrow!
I prefer CITY-TV to Country Radio.
I prefer honest arrogance to hypocritical humility.
-- approximately quoted from Frank Lloyd Wright, -- who had just declared himself the world's greatest living architect....
I prefer Hostess fruit pies to pop-up toaster tarts because they don't require so much cooking.
-- Carrie Snow...

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