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• If a program crashes in the forest, does it make a sound?
• If Helen Keller is alone in a forest and falls, does she make a sound?
• If a tree falls in the forest and no one is there to demo it, does it make a sound?
• You tripped as you moved and dropped the wad of paper.
  But before it it hit the ground, it turned into a bird and flew into the forest!...
• Help! I've tripped and I can't come down!
• I was once walking through the forest alone. A tree fell right in front of me - and I didn't hear it.
• I tripped over a hole that was sticking up out of the ground.
• I can't see the forest for the clearcuts.....