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• Designed with your mind in mind by people who have in mind what you should have in mind.
• The light that burns twice as bright lasts half as long, and you have burned so very, very bright, Roy!
  -- Doctor Eldon Tyrell, in Ridley Scott's Blade Runne...
• HANDKERCHIEF A piece of cloth designed specifically to be filled with snot.
  Which must rather irritate it. I mean, I'm sure that you'd be pretty pissed off if you had only come into existence to be wiped on people's noses....
• Picard: "Sarek! I've come a long way to see you." Sarek
  I will not answer!" Picard: "I must talk to you about your son....
• I want more life, fucker! -- Roy Batty, in Ridley Scott's Blade Runne
• Data: "Timothy, your head movements are counterproductive.
  Can you be still?" Timothy: "But you do it." Data...
• You know it's going to be a bad day when: your only son tells you he wishes Anita Bryant would mind her own business.
• working as designed
• Can't I love you for your mind and like your hooters too?