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I once had a dog who, like you, insisted on being cheerful in the morning.
I got rid of him by giving him to an immigrant Japanese family- and they ate him....
I once had half a mind left, too! :)
I once heard that Lewis's (department store) in Glasgow used to employ a "scapegoat".
If a customer complained about anything, the department's manager would summon this guy and fire him on the spot....
I once knew a hacker who ate too fast and choked to death.....
I once knew a set of identical twins so identical even they couldn't tell each other apart.
I once knew someone," said Bourdin, "who heard the clock strike four one day, just as he was falling asleep, and he counted like thi
'One, one, one, one.' Then, when he realized how ridiculous tha...
I once shook hands with Pat Boone and my whole right side sobered up.
I once taught a class which included a student named Georgina Secsauer.
One day someone from the office popped in the door and asked 'Is there a Secsauer in this class?...
I once thought I was dead, but I was just off-line.
I once tried to commit suicide by jumping off a building.
..I changed my mind at the last minute, so I just flipped over and landed on my feet....

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