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I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America and to the republic for which it stands, one nation, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.
-- Francis Bellamy, 1892...
IPL: Invent Program Line
I plugged my phone in where the blender used to be.
I called someone. They went "Aaaaahhhh..." -- Steven Wrigh...
IPM: Ignore Programmer's Mistake
IPOP: Interrupt Processor, Order Pizza
I posted my joke.
I post.......... I am
I practic Ancient Art of .45 AUTO
I practice birth control, which is being around my sister's children.
You want to run right out and ovulate after you play with them for five minutes....
I practice moderation to excess.

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