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I place economy among the first and most important virtues, and public debt as the greatest of dangers.
To preserve our independence, we must not let our rulers load us with perpetual debt. -- Thoma...
I plan on living forever. So far, so good.
I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it. -- Steven Wrigh
I plan to be a late bloomer - it's the only chance I've got.
I plan to be more spontaneous.
I played lead guitar in a band called The Federal Duck, which is the kind of name that was popular in the '60s as a result of controlled substances being in widespread use.
Back then, there were no ...
I play in the low 80s. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play. -- Joe E. Lewi
I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window.
I put a new engine in my car, but forgot to take the old one out. Now my car goes 50...
I plead not guilty by reason of computer-induced insanity.
I plead temporary insanity. ;-)

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