Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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I own a Feminazi Trading Card mint set.
I own Seagates, want to make something of it?
I own seven-eighths of all the artists in downtown Burbank! -- Zippy the Pinhead
I own the erasers for all the miniature golf pencils.
I paid too much for it, but its worth it. -- Samuel Goldwy
I paint objects as I think them, not as I see them. -- Pablo Picasso
I parked my hard disk - and got a ticket!
I parked my hard disk and now I can't find it!
I parked my hard drive and it got towed away!
I passed a car dealership. I looked in the window and I saw the most beautiful cars.
And a fellow came out and said, "Come on in, they're bigger than ever and they last a lifetime!...

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