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I'm Using My X-RAY VISION To Obtain A Rare Glimpse Of The INNER WORKINGS Of This POTATO!
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I'm using my X-RAY VISION to obtain a rare glimpse of the
INNER WORKINGS of this POTATO!!
-- Zippy the Pinhead
Related:
My mind is a potato field... -- Zippy the Pinhead
.. I have a VISION! It's a RANCID double-FISHWICH on an ENRICHED BUN!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
SMILEY ->=:-)X Zippy the Pinhead
I left my WALLET in the BATHROOM!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
I think my career is ruined! -- Zippy the Pinhead
So this is what it feels like to be potato salad -- Zippy the Pinhead
At first I thought, if I were Superman, a perfect secret identity would be "Clark Kent, Dentist," because you could save money on tooth X-rays.
But then I thought, if a patient said, "How's my back tooth?...
As President I have to go vacuum my coin collection! -- Zippy the Pinhead
I brought my BOWLING BALL - and some DRUGS!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
